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IF you’re like me, you’re sick to death of the Barnaby Joyce story already and it has only been out there for little more than a day.

And oh, how the Op-Eds rolled out, like a torrent spewed out by the terabyte.

What we might kindly call the new media babbled on about conspiracies between the press gallery and the parliament. Democracy denied was the collective shriek, as if the readers of these inner-city websites were exclusively the denizens of New England.

Joyce won New England with a 7 per cent swing and if an election was held in his seat tomorrow my best guess is he would win by a similar margin.

Even during the campaign Twitter knew. I knew and I didn’t care. Indeed, during the New England by-election campaign, mainstream media reported Joyce was no longer living at the family home. Any journalist worth his or her salt could have chased the story down.

Full column here.

674 Comments

  • smoke says:

    I guess

  • wraith says:

    @ JtI
    OOh just read your re-tweet on the letters from Barnaby’s staffer. This is the sort of thing Labor should be bringing up in question time. I’d like a few questions answered. Maybe when he cant hide behind Turdbull we can get to the truth.
    My husband says the only reason people are feeling sorry for Barnaby is because he is ugly. He feels that had Barnaby been a good looking man, he would have been crucified as a playboy womaniser. However, BJ being a fat ugly red man has been his trump sympathy card. He also said he thinks people think ugly people are more honest because they feel no-one that ugly could be a liar too. Of course thats wrong. Barnaby has been shown to be both as ugly as the proverbial hatfull, and a liar.
    cheers all.

  • wraith says:

    …. and somewhere in a puppy basket on the other side of the world, Pistol and Boo roll around laughing their arses off.

  • wraith says:

    Lucky Natalie has a fine time coming. When the menstrual hued monster is up to his piggy eyeballs in post natal female, tears, sore boobs, bleeding, moods swings, and best of all, a crying baby and a pile of stinking dirty nappies, the beautiful lady can dress up to the nines, get herself a hotty date and go out on the town. Adults doing it in style. Get a headline in New Idea, ‘my glamorous new life’. High heels and dancing!
    You go girl!

  • Boadicea says:

    Watched the Men’s Moguls till the early hours.
    Awesome stuff – and our guy got the Silver medal!. Or should I be saying – he “silvered” ?
    Crikey, hate to think what their knees feel like at rhe ripe old age of about 35 – they sure take a hammering.

  • The Bow-Legged Swantoon says:

    Reading a leader for an article that says, “Police say they are searching for a man perceived to be of African appearance in relation to . . .”

    Once upon a time it would have been, “Police are searching for an African man in relation to . . .”

    Then it became, “Police are searching for a man of African appearance in relation to . . .”

    Now we have the above. Soon it will be, “It is alleged that police say they are searching for what may be a man, perceived to be of African appearance, possibly, but not necessarily, in relation to . . .”

    World’s gone mad.

  • Dwight says:

    Peter Rabbit under fire:
    http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/peter-rabbit-faces-allergies-backlash/news-story/508f6d1077ff3811ed81854d013c0e9a

    Why no outrage about the Roadrunner’s abuse of Wile E. Coyote, or the sadistic treatment of Tom by Jerry? Specism.

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    Looks like its “do as I say not as I do” for Barnaby Joyce, Mr Insider. Perhaps this wretch should be ‘considering his options” in light of the fact too he most likely will fill in for Turnbull next week as PM when Turnbull is OS. Standards are falling fast in the dishevelled Turnbull government imho.
    https://tinyurl.com/ycnfxftp

  • Jean Baptiste says:

    2018 tipped to be the hottest year ever recorded, by some margin.
    Is it just me, or does there seem to be a trend developing?

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-10/heatwave-to-hit-queensland-with-temperatures-as-high-as-46c/9417732

  • Milton says:

    Is it not beyond reason to be a no voter on same sex marriage, publicly advocate the “clichéd” underpinnings, the cultural and societal benefits/relevance of male/female marriage and be yet another human who has committed adultery, deceiving their partner and subjecting their children to an rude awakening. It is hardly rare and I fail to see the hypocrisy.

    • Perentie says:

      Yep, traditional marriage is between a man and a woman or two.

    • Carl on the Coast says:

      I agree Milton. But perhaps the advocate you appear to be alluding to, for the purposes of balance, should also have included cautionary advice during the plebiscite lead up that the reality of marriage sees over 46,000 registered divorces occur each year due to cheating, infidelity, bedroom boredom and the like. And that’s not to mention an even greater number of hetro bust ups of various long to medium term alliances, fusions, couplings, hook-ups, etc.

      Not the ideal foundation and probable future for the SSM folk to so readily wish to jump into bed with one would have thought.

      Yes, marriage per se as a long term proposition seems to have become a precarious, high risk institution where lack of commitment and human frailty are on the ascendancy.

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Huh? In fact Milton it is quite rare for an elected representative to be purporting to support family certain values whilst acting in a manner contrary to those values, if the said representative should have the minimum requirement of brains to realise that exposure was inevitable.
      If you fail to see the hypocrisy you are probably drunk.

      • Milton says:

        “it is quite rare for an elected representative to be purporting to support family certain values whilst acting in a manner contrary to those values”.
        Huh? You must have been at the bottle yourself, Jean or you’ve let your inner Pollyanna out for all to see.

        • Jean Baptiste says:

          Cheers Milt. I’m flattered. I was lampooning your dipsy writing style of course, but I fail to see where “Pollyanna” comes into it.
          I wasn’t making a judgement on, or advocating for family values just underlining the hypocrisy.
          Too subtle for you maybe?

      • Carl on the Coast says:

        Ahem, “quite rare” JB? You trying out your ostrich trick again me old mate?

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