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Take a knee, readers.

The world watches and waits while North Korea’s psychotic-in-chief, Kim Jong-un, draws radiations symbols on a map of the Pacific. The abiding image we have is of Jong-un, a genuine Bond villain from central casting, laughing maniacally with a fluffy cat sitting on his lap. But of course Jong-un wouldn’t be stroking it. He’d be eating it.

That is not the biggest of our problems.

Nor should we be overly concerned about the death of pluralism in this country as the Liberal Party dithers over whether to sell the office furniture on eBay and walk away with some dignity intact or muddles on for a couple more years.

There is a bigger crisis facing the nation at the moment and that is the threat of no cricket this summer, no Ashes series at least or if there is one it will not be played at a serious competitive level.

Sure, if the selectors called me up, I guess I could put the pads on and stride purposefully across the picket line before striding purposefully to the crease, face up to Anderson, Broad and Co. and take the shine off the new ball. With my head.

But no one is going to pay good money to watch that. All right, maybe one or two of you might obtain some obscene pleasure from watching a man clearly out of his depth being repeatedly and heavily concussed. It’s what keeps the turnstiles spinning in boxing after all.

Cricket Australia and the players, represented by Australian Cricketers’ Association have been at loggerheads for months. The Australia A tour of South Africa was abandoned yesterday. A tour of Bangladesh is the next cab off the rank and if no agreement can be reached, the Ashes series, beginning in November will be the next to have a red line ruled through it.

The big problem is, like many seemingly intractable industrial disputes, both sides hold perfectly valid positions.

For those of us who played cricket at some reasonable level, player payments where they were offered, were uncomplicated. A dollar a run, five dollars a catch and twenty bucks a wicket. Something of that order.

At the elite level it’s a bit more abstruse. The Memorandum of Understanding first established in 1997 between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers’ Association now runs to a Tolkenian 600 pages. I strongly suspect no one has read it from go to woah.

Broadly speaking the players’ position is the revenue arrangements that have been in place must remain in place. Cricket Australia wants to do away with revenue sharing and place cricketers on individual contracts.

The MOU has now expired, leaving players without any contractual arrangement. As it stood, players earned 24.5 cents in every dollar of Cricket Australia revenue with further spoils to be enjoyed where a surplus exists between projected and actual revenues over the period of the MOU.

The AFL has agreed to provide the players in its competition with earnings based on a 28 per cent share of revenue. Despite this, Cricket Australia believes its revenue sharing arrangement diminishes its ability to help fund and support the game at grassroots level as well as continuing to support the development of women’s cricket at all levels.

report in The Australian yesterday, indicated the players had rejected an overture from Cricket Australia to carry over a $58.5 million dollar surplus between projected and actual revenues of which $30 million would go to the game’s biggest names, some of whom are now happily ensconced in retirement.

This is a negotiating tactic and a pretty rough one at that — a bald-faced attempt to make players look greedy and self-serving. What Cricket Australia mentioned only in passing is the offer would oblige it to renege on an agreement it signed off on five years ago.

The players’ greatest concerns are that those who come after them will be dudded and obliged to negotiate their salaries on a one-by-one basis.

This dispute has its genesis during the seven Test series against England in Australia in 1970-71 when Ian Chappell looked into the stands at the 60,000 strong crowd at the G and wondered why he, as captain, was making a measly $300 a game.

Chappelli’s moment of quiet reflection ultimately led to the establishment of a rogue competition, World Series Cricket. Now elite players have a wealth of competitions not within CA’s sphere of management to choose from. Those lucky and/or talented enough to have their teeth checked and forearms probed before going up on the block at the Indian Premier League can earn millions in little more than a month or for those slightly less fortunate, any one of a number of T-20 competitions in the West Indies, England, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the United Arab Emirates offer participants spectacular incomes.

This is a grim reminder the current group of players at the elite level can walk away.

The players are the game. It’s not much of a sport without them. If there’s any doubt about that ask yourself if you would like to see Cricket Australia CEO, James Sutherland with new nut in hand come off the long run this summer? Maybe the nine member Cricket Australia board could become flanneled fools, too. Mark Taylor, 52, would field at slip while another board member, Michael Kasprowicz, 45, could hurl a few passable deliveries down back of a length while the other seven members, very talented in their chosen business fields, would not exactly capture the nation’s imagination.

While Cricket Australia worries about the game’s development at park and club levels, they seem to have forgotten the real grassroots of the game are the fans who contribute directly to CA revenues by walking through the turnstiles and indirectly by switching on their TVs to the cricket.

And the fans are being treated like mugs while the two parties haggle over slices of a pie that is estimated to be worth about half a billion dollars over the next five years.

Get it fixed and get it fixed now.

This article was originally published at The Australian 7 July 2017

333 Comments

  • Huger Unson says:

    Any question these days, Jack, in sport or politics or whatever is best looked at through the lens of “Does it do Abbott any good?” Anything.

  • Boadicea says:

    Contrary to my previous comment it seems the sub deal is on!
    Gee Macron is going great guns – no wonder they all love him in France. How refreshing to see a leader so positive and forward thinking. Seems Malcolm got along really well with him too. A ride on the French presidential jet no less!
    Vive la France!

    • Tracy says:

      I’m sure the tumbrills will be rattling along by the time you get over there Boa, take your knitting.

    • Dismayed says:

      The French company have already said only about 60% of the build will take place in Australia not the 90% as promised and which is running on the taxpayer funded advertising. at present.

    • Henry Blofeld says:

      I say we give the old Collins Class Subs another refit Boadicea and save heaps of money. Those pesky Russians would only sink out new costly ones anyway! Cheers.

      • Jean Baptiste says:

        Good idea Henry! Lets refit the old Collins class! What do you think, floating restaurants, floating hotels, function centres or boutique shops?

        • Trivalve says:

          I’d go the way that did with the Oberon-class HMAS Otway. Our country towns need more subs! (Careful with the torpedoes mind you. The bakery across the road might not appreciate it)

          • Lou oTOD says:

            Yep the Otway is a bloody intimidating land submarine TV. Every time I drive past it on the Hume I wind my windows up and duck.
            Have you noticed that it actually faces the road? Must be ready to come out of mothballs if the Russians invade, to stop them finding their way to Canberra.

          • Jean Baptiste says:

            Yes TV, a great initiative for generating tourist revenue, and to draw attention away from the depressing ambience of some country towns.
            What is needed is a plausibly sane explanation as to what a submarine is doing five hundred kilometres from the coast.
            I suggest a plaque “This Submarine Was Deposited Here By The Devastating Tsunami of 2017. Please Leave a Generous Donation in The Collection Box For The Care of The Orphans.”

        • Mack the Knife says:

          Subway sandwich franchises JB, we’d make a motza!!

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    Cory Bernardi extends an invite to spend an evening with him, Mr Insider. I think I am flossing that night or polishing my shoes. Yawwwwwwwwwwwn.
    http://www.rosevillebranch.com/cory-bernardi/

  • Lou oTOD says:

    CA aren’t the only ones treating fans like mugs. How about a reality check on Duracell Weather-ill’s battery power storage. He says it is an essential addition to the renewable power network.

    Well for starters, the battery pack needs about 20 hectares of space. It will provide 100mw of power and a capacity of 129 mw hours. So it will light up around 30,000 houses for a whole hour. It then needs an hour to recharge, dependent on renewable generation input of course, which one could only guess would not be available if the battery has had to brought online in the first place.

    How long does a heatwave last in SA? All Effing day and night, for days on end. Can’t wait to see how this goes.

    • Milton says:

      You’re not even taking into account the 60000 odd thousand vibrators going on at any given time, Lou.

    • Boadicea says:

      Not well I should imagine , Lou.
      I would be surprised if it even gets off the ground – given the track record thus far.
      Are the French backing out of the sub deal? Thought I read that somewhere .Wise decision on their part if they are.

    • Not Finished Yet says:

      It’s too early to know if those who are laughing now will be seen to have the prescience of those who laughed when the first Ford Edsel rolled off the assembly line or the myopia of the hansom cab owners who laughed when the first automobile chugged down the street. I am going to reserve judgement for now and not laugh at all.

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Welllll Lou, Coal is cheap. So are cheap sausages and white bread and if cheapness was my only reason for eating them I’d be dead long ago.
      Keep wailing to your hearts content. If King Coal had set about doing the rational and ethical thing and finding ways of sequestering C02 long ago instead of greedy short term pocket stuffing he wouldn’t be staring down the barrel of oblivion now.
      If it’s any consolation most life on Earth will be extinct before we finally give up coal. Like many smokers , they all give up eventually, humanity will die with a smoke in it’s hand.
      Will it be expensive trying to save the planet? More expensive than you could ever dream of once the realisation hits home. Our world will be turned on it’s ear, and there will be a lot of very hungry cranky people getting about.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msmnb676RxI

      • Carl on the Coast says:

        I say JB, that’s quite a pessimistic prognosis you’re proposing.

        Are you suggesting we should console ourselves with extinction rather than chowing down on white bread and sausages?

        Or is there something even more ominous in your message that I may have missed me old mate?

      • Lou oTOD says:

        Puritanical bullshit JB. I made no mention of coal, however SA has gotten itself into an apauling predicament which was entirely preventable. This battery caper won’t solve a bloody thing, it is tokenism while they find someone else to blame. The captains of industry are rightly speaking out, but it’s after the event.

        It’s the sheer waste and unintended (but often bleedingly obvious) consequences that make me shake my head. Here’s another one for the green evangelists, the escalating power costs have people turning to, wait for it, solid fuel heaters. I look at one of our neighbour’s chimney every day now pouring out smoke, no flue I’d wager. Just the ticket eh?

        If Weather-ill dipped his toe in the water he’d be out of his depth.

        • Dismayed says:

          Ltod. Man go and get re- educated the market has moved and is moving rapidly. The world has left you stranded in another time. The issue in SA is the failure of the market and the lack of Federal government leadership. Cheered on by troglodytes like you. Get it through your head. The Privately owned Transmission lines were felled by cyclonic conditions which caused a blackout. The load shedding events after that in summer were huge failings by the AEMO to have enough power available including over a third of Vics power that feeds the NEM being offline for maintenance . Stop bleating and wake up. I will continue to ask trogs like you if you need a Dr do you want one with the latest information the one that stopped learning in 1950?

        • Jean Baptiste says:

          Are you sure you know what puritanical means?
          What makes me shake my head in disbelief is the wilful ignorance of people who simply cannot bring themselves to face the reality of the situation we are now in. As I said, you aint seen nothing yet in terms of cost as we try extract ourselves from the mess we are in.
          Clearly you are living a fantasy world nitpicking and fulminating over the still infinitesimal costs compared to those we will come up against.
          Where did I say you mentioned coal?

        • Dismayed says:

          Ltod. According to Darwin’s Origin of Species, it is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself.
          Ltod without the gay left wing muslim Marxist latte sipping and making baristas and now leaders prepared to make progressive calls You would not have lasted long at all. No surprises.

        • Boadicea says:

          Yep I see a comment OTOS that it’s like paying $3,600 for a backup battery for your iPhone that lasts six minutes.

    • Dismayed says:

      From Repuex the coalition preferred modelling company.
      “The RepuTex modelling also found the economics of the national electricity market no longer supported traditional baseload generation – such as coal power plants that were unable to respond flexibly to demand – and so they would not be built without the government distorting the market.”

    • Dismayed says:

      But wait there’s more from the coalitions preferred modellers “Reputex”? “The more ambitious a clean energy target is, the lower Australian wholesale electricity prices will be, according to new modelling by energy analysis firm RepuTex.” No Surprises.

    • Dismayed says:

      The battery will be half the size of Adelaide oval. Try some facts with your weeties.

    • smoke says:

      battery is there for the frequency smoothing innit? …not primary power supply

      • Lou oTOD says:

        No. It is intended as a fallback for primary supply in the event of a renewable supply failure. Supported of course by $110 million of clean diesel generator capacity currently being installed. Should be good for sniffing the air down at Glenelg on a hot night.

      • JackSprat says:

        When there is a spike in electricity needs, the spot price of electricity can get up over $10,000 a megawatt/hr.
        With proper timing, that little old battery can generate over a million bucks in a very short time.
        Then it takes a few hours to recharge itself.
        During a good 4 day heat wave, it will be a gold mine.
        It is also there to smooth out supply when the renewable source drops out which can happen quickly.

        • Dismayed says:

          What is this a road to Damascus moment for old Saul here?

          • JackSprat says:

            The batteries are a solution to only one problem – and that is the one that SA had to meet the immediate load when a whole bunch of wind turbines shut down at the same time..

            They will not keep the lights on of the wind stops and the clouds come over as some people think – mainly Weatherill..

        • Dismayed says:

          JS did you miss all of the AEMO reports that stated categorically that the Privately owned Transmission towers being smashed to the ground by cyclonic storm s IS what caused the blackouts. The Root cause is what it is called if you have any idea about incident investigations. ( I doubt you do) The AEMO admitted fault in not knowing the Wind turbines parameters. The Gas plants fluctuated wildly which caused the system to protect itself and shut down. The load shedding in summer, AEMO again accepted responsibility for not having enough power available You continually refuse to accept facts.

  • Milton says:

    Anyone got any ideas what young Kim’s plans are subsequent to nuking Darwin? Or is it likely that there will be no subsequent for him if he takes that course?

    • Henry Blofeld says:

      Fat Kimmie has stated Milton that he wishes to die in bed as leader of North Korea and POTUS Trump would be likely to grant him that wish the moment he presses the “Fire” button on his ICBM’s. Cheers.

  • Wissendorf says:

    There’s not much you can say about the Tigers woeful effort other than it was a woeful effort. Tigers are an unreliable tip. Their form is up and down like a honeymooner’s underpants Cat fight was one way traffic. Blues / Demons should be a great stoush. Bought some Carlton at $2.80 and tipped them too. I looked for a bet on Nathan Buckley coaching the Australian Lawn Bowls team at the Comm Games, but no-one has framed a market. I think his footy coaching days are over.

    • Jack The Insider says:

      Blues a big chance today. Should get first use with Gawn and Viney out. Watched Richmond last night. They just didn’t turn up in the first half and got smashed. Like many sides in the eight, the difference between their best and their worst is huge. Swans are the form side in the comp and I reckon they can win it from sixth upwards.

      • Wissendorf says:

        Curses. I was in such a rush to put the tips in I’ve just found I’ve clicked Demons and WCE instead of Carlton and Port. Should have gone to spec savers.

      • Wissendorf says:

        Listened to the entire game. A cliffhanger. Blues lost but not disgraced. I clicked the wrong button but lucked a tip. Charlie Curnow mentioned often. Just looking at the stats, and almost all favour the Blues. I think the D’s just lasted a bit longer.

      • Dismayed says:

        Woah big Cripps out with broken leg. I thought that as soon as saw him get kicked behind the leg. Big loss. the big boy. New big style of midfielder.

    • Boadicea says:

      Following the TIges is a bit like following Nick Kyrgios. Just when you think everything is coming good, it all turns to shit.

    • Dismayed says:

      The carlton giants at 16th are only 3 games out of the eight but must very wary of a bruised Footscray outfit this week. Sydney, Hawkthorn and Freo seem to be building some momentum Sydney do go up against a GWS who will be desperate to get over the line this week and the WA derby will be interesting and lucky for the WA sides to get it out of the way with plenty of rounds left. Derbies close to the finals are a negative for teams vying for top spots.. Looking at the round ahead it will be another great round. Geelong v Hawks should be a good game on current form. As just about every game will be. the Tigers probably need the Lions match up this week. It is going to be tight all the way to the finals and then it is wide open.

  • Lou oTOD says:

    Jack,as if enough sports haven’t crapped in their own nests of late, this truly takes the cake. ARL, ARU, Aussie tennis players, cyclists and a boxing recount for example.

    Both sides argue they are in it for the sake of cricket down to grass roots level. Fact is neither are , although I suspect the ACA are actually closer to that end. We haven’t heard from the women yet, given they are in a live Wolrd Series, but stay tuned once that is done.

    CA were totally blindsided by the IPL, and haven’t gotten over it. The sport has given them riches beyond compare, but it could be taken away in a thrice if the punters get angry. Beware the hides of farce.

    I for one would struggle to watch Dismayed opening the batting, bowling off his longish run, keeping and leaping for a catch on the boundary, all in the one over. It’s a nightmare.

    • Dismayed says:

      The Woman’s team are still under contract until August. I think CA have a stake in the IPL. You have not seen the Hong Kong sixes have you? When Captaining I field at slip or mid off. My long run was only ever 12 paces, all shoulder like Malcolm Marshall, his action was almost copy book of mine. I would say with your lack of comprehension on just about everything you struggle to see past the nose on your face.

      • Razor says:

        Good to see Malcolm Marshall modelled himself on you! Does your ego and bullshit know no bounds?

        • Dismayed says:

          Now who is it again always claiming others have no sense of humour? Oh well does not matter the persons inferiority complex has all but consumed them. When did ego become a dirty word?

  • JackSprat says:

    What CA must start to realize is that it is pricing itself out of the market and should be looking at ways to reduce the price of seats to increase audience participation.

    They are also in a revenue bind as free to air TV revenues start to dry up.

    In my view, many sports men ( very few women) are totally overpaid along with most CEO’s who use the money paid to the sportsmen to ratchet up their salaries.

    • Jack The Insider says:

      Broadcast revenues haven’t dried up. The difference between the CA’s projected revenue and its actual revenue 2012-17 is a $100 million to the good. Cricket is in rude financial health in this country.

      • jack says:

        a look at what has happened to Aus rugby since the 2003 World Cup would be in order for sports administrators, it is possible to bugger up a success.

        Something for Cricket and the AFL to think about.

        the failure of Cricket Aus to get a deal done is one example, but the AFL seems to be borrowing the Super Rugby game plan with this idea of a fixture which groups teams on their ladder standing in the last part of the season.

      • JackSprat says:

        JTI

        With “revenue drying up”, I was referring to predicted reduction of advertising revenue of the free to air TV which must eventually impact on what sporting bodies are paid for TV rights..
        Channel 9 is also in a bind with trying to sell advertising for the Ashes series with this madness going on.

    • Dismayed says:

      the latest UK TV rights went for about $500 million. Hardly drying up?

  • JackSprat says:

    JTI
    On your question about nuclear power.
    No the power is not cheap but it keeps spitting out electricity without green house gases until the cows come home.

    • Jack The Insider says:

      In about 11 years, not counting the political upheaval based on where this marvel of 20th Century technology will be located. So say 20 to never.

      • Boadicea says:

        That’s the issue really. Money and time. That’s before we start talking about political games – which would go through at least 2 changes of govt.

      • JackSprat says:

        If we keep on our current trajectory, there is going to be more than a political upheaval.
        Tough decisions need to be made and made quickly.
        I cannot see any decisions being made with the current political setup.

      • Dismayed says:

        water availability? No city would want it close to them, It would have to go in the middle of the country for the most stable formations ( trivalve? ) are we prepared to give access to the great artesian basin or would we use one of the desal plants and a long long pipeline to feed it the water it needs?

        • JackSprat says:

          One of the biggest in the US is in the middle of somewhere – can’t remember where but nowhere near water.
          When push comes to shove, people will do anything.

          • Dismayed says:

            This US you speak of which mainland Australian capital is it near? Water is required for nuclear reactors, you know, cooling?? Some are doing something they are investing in other renewables and being stifled every step of the way by people like you and your coalition.

          • JackSprat says:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palo_Verde_Nuclear_Generating_Station

            They process waste water from nearby cities for cooling.

          • JackSprat says:

            From all those 3rd world countries that you have lived in Dismal, you are probably quite adroit at using a hurricane lantern after dark.
            Some if us expect power to be there all the time
            There has to be something to supplement renewable power and that supplement has to be green house gas emission free..

          • Dismayed says:

            I would be more than happy for Nuclear to be used BUT it is not cost or time effective in the current market and as I said it would have to be located a long long way from where the power is consumed. Those pesky facts get in the way again don’t they.

          • jack says:

            they are all over the place in france

        • Trivalve says:

          Not Tennant Creek!

  • Boadicea says:

    Apologies for getting a bit biblical – but : money is the root of all evil.

    As for tennis: it really sucks when someone is paid $64,000 to front up at a first round match, toss it, and stroll off saying they were bored.

    • Lou oTOD says:

      Well Bo I guess Tomic is just an evil root, whether biblical, boored or a plain in the arse.

      Good riddance to the jerk.

    • Carl on the Coast says:

      No need to be coy about the money thingy Boa. JC didn’t apologise so why should you ?

    • Dwight says:

      Well, not quite. 1 Timothy, 6:10
      “For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.”

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Ah come on now. Finally we get someone interesting saying interesting things to relieve the tedium of snotty tennis and you complain? If tennis pays players obscene amounts of money to entertain the world’s top few percentiles by endlessly, monotonously hitting a furry ball a ball over a bloody net stretched between two poles it’s reasonable to expect them to behave in a pleasing gentrified manner. They should also expect them strive with all their might to provide a thrill or two in the whole contrived farce for the nice people watching who cant think of better things to do.

      Fair enough! But boo hoo hoo! Along comes an outlier who cocks a snoot at the whole “up itself” charade and it’s civilised rules and…………… outrage! Bloody good show I say, probably a bloody healthy balance to all that smarmy politeness. It’s healthy. Just don’t choke on the strawberries.

      Whop it up ’em young man. Nils carborundum snobbum bastardum.

    • Dismayed says:

      What about the 5 bank Ceo’s that earn over $45 million per Year?

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